goatherder

1. Someone who is SO terrible at life, he can't ever do anything above the bare minimum of existence, that is, staying alive.
2. a person who cannot drive more than 10 miles without getting lost.
3. A person who is afraid to enter any social scenes, or anywhere outside their home.

friend of Prince Ali: "Prince Ali! why can't you leave your palace and come to the market?"
Prince Ali: "I can't!!!!! it's too far!!!!!"
friend of Prince Ali: "It's ONLY 2 blocks away from your palace you goatherder!"

by chucklesbanan September 28, 2009

Goatcheese Surprise

1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.

Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself

Other dude: Oh MY GOD!

Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.

by Chrisopher Walken October 27, 2011

Goacher

A person who is always around, "mooching" things from others and never has anything to give in return.

Goacher: "Bro, let me hit that jay."
Guy w/ jay: Get out of here you goacher!"

by Sladdon September 23, 2012

gotcher

The fast english way of saying, "got your."

This is primarily used with a southern accent, but it's efficiency makes adoption easy for english speakers worldwide.

"Hey Billy, I gotcher fishin' rod in the truck."
or
"Don't worry, bro. I gotcher back."

by marshall_smith5 January 23, 2023

Gatchery

When a bad event has occurred. Doing something wrong to a Person.

A lot of gatchery went on at last nights party.

What kind of gatchery did you do to him?

by Killacastle15 January 16, 2024