Girlnedespedia

A disease wherein a man who is depressed wants to get company of a girlfriend or wife. If he doesn't get one then he pukes blood and dies. He gets horror dreams until he gets a girlfriend.

Patient: Hey gurl I'm suffering from girlnedespedia can you please accompany me?
Girl: no hell no
Patient:*dies*

Patient: girl I'm suffering from a rare disease please be my girlfriend
Girl: sure
Patient: *lives and his soul is perished*

Girlnedespedia by Iluvuttreetausand January 28, 2023

girlnedespedia

A rare diesease where a man if doesn't get a girlfriend immediately then he pukes blood and slowly dies

Gerlnedespiedic man: pls be my wife I'm suffering from girlnedespedia.
She: no
He : *dies*

girlnedespedia by Anudeispedic January 30, 2023

girlnoms 

A way to describe girls who are nommers, or enjoy the sweet things in life. Girlnoms can be used as a nickname as well, in an endearing/friendly manner.

"Cindy is so girlnoms! I love how she lights up a room."
As a nickname:
"Hello girlnoms :3 how are you?"

girlnoms by urbanseuls May 24, 2024

Girlner

A girl boner

I want to stick my girlner in his boygina

Girlner by Silkentofu December 28, 2025