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ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome

To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.
Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.

Girlfriend Sex Syndrome (GFSS)

When a male normally around the age of a high schooler or college student; however cases have been found in other age groups, refuses to dumb an annoying bitch of a girlfriend once he starts having steady sex with a girl for fear of not being able to find someone else to fuck and suck his dick on the reg in an timely fashion.
Everyone - Bro, we hate your girlfriend. She is an annoying bitch let alone ugly and you could do a lot better.

Pussy whipped Guy - You do not know her like I do. She's really nice once you get to know her and I am not going to do any better.

Everyone else - Give it up Jeremy has Girlfriend Sex Syndrome (GFSS).

girlfriendsyndrome 

This disease causes your body to shut down . Your thighs start hurting then your back and then your stomach starts . This disease can only be fixed by kisses and cuddling , if you don’t get it treated you could die .
Oh my gosh he must have girlfriendsyndrome”