When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.
"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"
by Erica Cantona October 02, 2013
You: Yo me and my girl finally got to Third Base
Your Friend: Yo you serious bro
You: Yo guess what .... She giraffe neck me bro
Your Friend: Yo you joking
You: From the tip all the way to my nuts man
Your Friend: Yo you serious bro
You: Yo guess what .... She giraffe neck me bro
Your Friend: Yo you joking
You: From the tip all the way to my nuts man
by BlueJay Slade November 14, 2017
Long and strong dick
I’m so sore because that dude last night had a giraffe neck. That pussy got zoo booked.
Let me see what that giraffe neck do.
Let me see what that giraffe neck do.
by Pterodactyl’D June 06, 2020
Person 1: Tom and Claire are doing that sloppy giraffe neck.
Person 2: That's nasty man.
Person 1: They gonna break their necks.
Person 2: That's nasty man.
Person 1: They gonna break their necks.
by Flavored Salmon September 16, 2015