Geologist

noun
1. Person who is deeply fascinated by (looking at) rocks/minerals/volcanoes.
2. Person who constantly brings a hammer.

Don't mind him, he's a geologist.

by MissLittleSiss October 14, 2017

geologist hammer

1. A term for a guy with a small penis that, no matter how long it takes, will completely destroy your hole.

2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.

1. I didn't think he could get the job done, but Sarge is a total Geologist Hammer!
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.

by PNWTigerLily November 6, 2018

geologist

a useless waste of space.

1.that dan is a complete geologist.
2.thats only a placebo, you may as well call the geologists.

by olly barham November 7, 2007

Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!

Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!

by calfsquezers December 31, 2018