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A misogynistic, narcissistic and conceited prick with a massive god complex and over-inflated ego. A comparison to the dim-witted villain from Beauty And The Beast.
Dyl is such a Gaston.
Gaston by BabydollDame22 April 10, 2017
No ones as thicc as gaston!
Gaston by Nikku nikku February 12, 2019
Gaston is bum
Gaston by Epicgamertimee November 16, 2019
A guy who ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he is grown, he eats five dozen eggs. So he's roughly the size of a barge. He is a great guy better than any Tom, Dick or Stanley. You can bet that he won't give you up till he falls into an abyss.
Guy: Man I've never seen anyone eat as many eggs as Gaston.
Woman: Gaston.
Woman/Guy: That guy is a real Gaston, have you seen how many eggs he can eat?
Gaston by BEANSBUTBETTER November 4, 2020
The most vain Disney Villan of them all. DESCRIPTION: Blue eyes, Black hair, Mostly wearing Red, About 6'0. Age: 36

Personality: Extremeley Vain, Envious and Insane. Occupation: Former Army Captain, Hunter. Birth Date: April 25, 1720 Death Date November 24, 1756. And he commited all of these crimes. Abuse
Attempted murder
Poaching
Conspiracy
Blackmail
Vandalism
Fraud
Stalking
Treason
Incrimination
Unlawful imprisonment
Animal cruelty
Theft
Incitement to riot
Sexual harassment
Torment
Breaking and entering
Attempted regicide
Arson
Attempted forced marriage arrangement
MY WHAT A BITCH, GASTON!
The most handsome boyfriend that I've ever had.

I love his curly hair and his green-honey eyes. He is incredibly loving, always making me feel special and cherished.
X: Who is this guy?
Y: My beautiful boyfriend, Gaston...
Gaston by josefinapurpurina March 4, 2024