Gaston

To do anything super slow and inefficient.

If I am assigned one more thing to do today before I get off I will Gaston the hell out of it!

by Simplyamaizeing April 9, 2019

Gaston

A misogynistic, narcissistic and conceited prick with a massive god complex and over-inflated ego. A comparison to the dim-witted villain from Beauty And The Beast.

Dyl is such a Gaston.

by BabydollDame22 April 10, 2017

Gaston

A really thicc guy

No ones as thicc as gaston!

by Nikku nikku February 12, 2019

Gaston

Bum

Gaston is bum

by Epicgamertimee November 16, 2019

Gaston

A guy who ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he is grown, he eats five dozen eggs. So he's roughly the size of a barge. He is a great guy better than any Tom, Dick or Stanley. You can bet that he won't give you up till he falls into an abyss.

Guy: Man I've never seen anyone eat as many eggs as Gaston.
Woman: Gaston.
Woman/Guy: That guy is a real Gaston, have you seen how many eggs he can eat?

by BEANSBUTBETTER November 4, 2020

Gaston

The most vain Disney Villan of them all. DESCRIPTION: Blue eyes, Black hair, Mostly wearing Red, About 6'0. Age: 36

Personality: Extremeley Vain, Envious and Insane. Occupation: Former Army Captain, Hunter. Birth Date: April 25, 1720 Death Date November 24, 1756. And he commited all of these crimes. Abuse
Attempted murder
Poaching
Conspiracy
Blackmail
Vandalism
Fraud
Stalking
Treason
Incrimination
Unlawful imprisonment
Animal cruelty
Theft
Incitement to riot
Sexual harassment
Torment
Breaking and entering
Attempted regicide
Arson
Attempted forced marriage arrangement

MY WHAT A BITCH, GASTON!

by Youtuber's biggest SIMP April 6, 2021

Gaston

The most handsome boyfriend that I've ever had.

I love his curly hair and his green-honey eyes. He is incredibly loving, always making me feel special and cherished.

X: Who is this guy?
Y: My beautiful boyfriend, Gaston...

by josefinapurpurina March 4, 2024