Gasoholic

One who has an addiction to smelling farts, And should make an appointment to see a gasologist (one who has a license in gasology). To help set the gasoloholic up in a support group that will not cost a gastronomical amount.

Hi my names xxxxx , I am a gasoholic.

by Mightymouse1971 August 22, 2023

gearoholic

Being addicted to buying new gear you may or may not even use.

"I just bought a new guitar!"
"Omg, you're such a gearoholic!"

by Lars_SK January 9, 2024