Fuckhat

The least favoured hat, the hat that when no sock/towel/tissue is available, becomes the bearer of discarded cum after a dutiful wank. Can also be related to a human who bears as much valiance towards mankind as the fuckhat.

Hey Melissa have you seen Ben sin e your date?
No way, that boy is a serious fuckhat.

by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro May 26, 2020

Fuckhately

Fuckhately: When a person says anything to get you to fuck them even though they hate you

Fuckhately ,I saw them fucking when I accidentally opened the door and she said last night that she hated him.

by Darlawarlalightningbug April 29, 2022