Freddie Shower

When you intend to go for a shower and end up spending three hours taking a shit and doomscrolling instagram reels. In the end you don’t even have a shower.

Lewis: ‘What is taking you so long?’
Freddie: ‘Sorry, I ended up having a Freddie Shower’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

Freddie Mercury Syndrome

This is the definition of your existence - ‘I don’t want to die; sometimes wish I’d never been born at all’

Simran: Hi guys! All well?
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome

by rtalati January 21, 2022

freddie the spaghetti

When a man called freddie wants to eat your spaghetti

Freddie the spaghetti means he wants to eat your spaghetti

by kawaiikookiie February 17, 2017

Freddie May school house a

a rhyming sentence to show that freddie may is in school house (a)

person 1: oh look there, thats freddie may.

person 2: no way! its Freddie may school house a

by toe.up.ur.azz January 27, 2024

Freddie goodwins IG story

The most irrelevant form of media attention

Imagine being featured on Freddie Goodwins IG story

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Sexy Freddie

When all the Stoughton Dimes, thots and hoes alike get together. Masturbate in a circle while moaning “Freddie Harris III!! YAAASSS” then proceed to orgasm.

“Girl I thought of sexy Freddie and my I imagined him busting my guts” “Bitch I need a sexy Freddie to blow my fucking pussy out”

by FreddieKing March 8, 2020

freddiestarfish

Omh the hair

see hanson

:O freddiestarfish is hanson

by Gøran Langgård July 14, 2004