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fonging

To bail out flaking of appointments at the last minute with really lame ass excuses like.... "hey, how's it going, it's **** i just got your text message, sorry bro, ummm, i think i'm gonna have to cancel last minute, i started work this week, as i think i mentioned to you in my email on Monday, yeah it's been a tough transition getting settled in, kinda draining physically mentally so, ummm, still in the Peninsula, took a half hour nap and by the time i get there, it'll prob be like 9, and i know you're gonna be there until 9:30, so, hopefully maybe we can get together tomorrow, spoke with ####, so I'll give you a call and try to shoot for Saturday and hope you're having a good time, and I spoke with #### and heard it was a good turnout, so i'll kick your butt in pool next time and we'll get together soon. alright, talk to you later."
Dude, are you fonging on me? what kind of lame ass excuse is "i'm really tired. I've gotta bail. I'll make it up to you next time." That's so shady.
by spidey1000 May 13, 2008
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fonglings

Fonglings is a word used to describe a person who shoves a plentiful amount of XXL battered sausages, from the Chip Shop, deep into his anal cavity/rectum.
Wow that guy is a fonglings
by Fonglings May 21, 2018
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Fongin'

turnin your tail between your legs and being a pussy. Not becoming of male and or masculine ways of life. Basically being a woman and liking it.
Dude you see that gay dude, totally FOng'ed OUT
by THE PROFESSOR March 11, 2005
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fonghit

the act of inhaling a fart and holding it like a bong hit.
joway took the fonghit like a fucking champ
by joway May 17, 2008
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