Flexacution

When that one gym nigga flex so hard that you fuckn die

"Did you hear about Jim?"
"Yeah I heard it was a flexacution"

by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) February 26, 2019

flexicutioner

One who flexes in all the right ways to all the right people, no matter what he (or she) is flexing.

“Wow, you see the way he wears that ice cold fit? That Gucci belt? Those Saint Lauren slides? Yeah, that’s a flexicutioner.”

by jjheyhey9 January 16, 2019

flexipation

The act of getting mortally injured or killed through the means of sealing the anus with Flex Seal. Death is typically caused by internal bleeding, tearing, ulcers, and hemorrhoids.

The victim's autopsy showed signs of flexipation.

by John U. Dictionary February 4, 2025