Flabbergasm

The sound made when using generous amounts of marijuana-infused lotion to beat one’s meat.

I fired up the Skeezmobile to get Chris to the nearest BBQ Handjob Dispensary so he could enjoy the soothing sound of a Flabbergasm later in the privacy of his own home.

by NippleAntennae March 17, 2021

Flabbergasm

When you’re so surprised, you have an orgasm. Usually used as a joke but you’ll never find out if it really is.

Woah! I just flabbergasmed so hard!!

by mattypatty7 June 13, 2024

Flabbergasm

The expression that is achieved when a man lies to a female about his penis size being small but in fact it is not, flabbergasm happens at the beginning of sex when the man inserts without showing his actual size achieving a flabbergasted expression on the females face.

My tinder date thought I was 3 inches little did she know I was 8 inches. You shouldve seen her face when I first put it in, she had a flabbergasm.

by DoomAnus June 5, 2025

Flabbergasm

When you are so in awe by something you can't physically look away or move from your spot.

It was so cool, I was having a flabbergasm.

by leemur74 September 22, 2024