First Lady Assassins

Awesome band from Tulsa Oklahoma (T-Town)

First Lady Assassins formed in 2006 in a basement. Band members consist of...
Brian Bolton (Guitar), Brent Blackburn (Drums), Jordan Coon (Vocals), Jeremy Crouch (Guitar), & Jason Hamilton (Bass)

First Lady Assassins myspace URL (myspace.com/flaband)

Pills:
Uppers by day, downers by night.
i don't wanna go to work and i don't want to go to bed.
I don't need, fucking sleeep
I just need booze and speed.
Fuck you.


Less Punk Than you:
You listened back when LTJ was still ska
when punk was tuff not like the new Unwritten Law

by T-Town WxC. March 30, 2009

lady's first

Lady's first is when you let a woman walk in front of you so you can stare at her ass as she walks

Lady's first

by tiger wolf March 31, 2015

lady's first

Lady's first is when you let a woman walk in front of you so you can stare at her ass as she walks

Lady's first

by tiger wolf March 31, 2015

lady's first

Lady's first is when you let a woman walk in front of you so you can stare at her ass as she walks

Lady's first

by tiger wolf March 31, 2015

M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

The Toxic Lady Fumigation: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Toxic Lady Fumigation: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

The First Ladyman

The First Ladyman is what Bill Clinton will be if Hillary is elected President.

Bill: This will be loads of fun being The First Ladyman!
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.

by smysizzle February 15, 2008