One half hippy one half gangster. The Flatbilly can be spotted by their distinctly flat billed sports cap, and tank top. Throat tattoo's, and tacky jewlery are optional, but not uncommon. Most likely to be found at a cannabis cups, trailer parks, or skeezin around Colfax. Should you become unlucky enough to bump into one of these asshats, they will pretend to be chill, but in reality they are high on crystal meth, and are plotting to steal your shit.
Get out of my way you goddamn flatbilly! You look like Tommy Lee dressed up a Marshal Mathers clone. Kill yourself.
by Neb Carnelian August 28, 2014
Get the Flatbilly mug.Fatbelly is the state of a stomach, tummy, gut, or belly that has been fed too many mormon treats and is now protruding past the 'healthy' barrier. Many times it is owned by an overly pampered prophet of an LDS ward or multiple wards. This happens when the congregation (in attempt to suck up) will bring the prophet cakes along with their first born daughters.
Some of you may ask "What's the difference between a Fatbelly, and a Fat Belly?"
Well, I'll tell you. The Fat Belly is a temporary state of eating too much. Most of the time the Fat Belly is of a religion OTHER than LDS. Fatbelly is a permanent state of being for the belly. It is unfortunate that upon birth, this belly was attached to an LDS member destined for higher stature. So permanent is the state, that the words Fat and Belly have merged into a single word... Never to be separated again.
Some of you may ask "What's the difference between a Fatbelly, and a Fat Belly?"
Well, I'll tell you. The Fat Belly is a temporary state of eating too much. Most of the time the Fat Belly is of a religion OTHER than LDS. Fatbelly is a permanent state of being for the belly. It is unfortunate that upon birth, this belly was attached to an LDS member destined for higher stature. So permanent is the state, that the words Fat and Belly have merged into a single word... Never to be separated again.
Mike K.: Hiya Pump!!! Oh wait, you're not 'Pump'!
Mike Fish: No, Mikey, my Fatbelly is much to large and permanent for me to be 'Pump'.
Mike K: Duh!
Mike Fish: You're Fired! And don't clog the toilet on your way out!
Mike Fish: No, Mikey, my Fatbelly is much to large and permanent for me to be 'Pump'.
Mike K: Duh!
Mike Fish: You're Fired! And don't clog the toilet on your way out!
by No Slot July 3, 2008
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