Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.

Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

falken

German Slang for boofing

Sandy war gestern mies am falken

by Alex_Jones_they_are_watching July 01, 2020

falken

German Slang for boofing.
When you take Drugs through your Asshole

falken: Sie hat das Ganze Koka gefalkt

by Alex_Jones_they_are_watching June 29, 2020

falken

Plugging drugs in your rectum

Ich werde heute Emma falken.

by Umbrex January 11, 2019