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Fab Moretti

The used-to-be mop-headed drummer of the Strokes. He is extremely good-looking thanks to Brazilian and Italian background. He loves having fun. I mean, as far as I can see. And I think he deserves better than Drew :D. Yes, like me. Of course like me. WHO ELSE?!?!
Fabrizio Moretti is the definition of "hot" and is mine, not any of my friends. Yes, he is mine. Mine mine mine. Drew had better back off, I tend to get defensive.
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Fab is now free to gallop (yes gallop) over to my house whenever he so chooses.
by Sarah April 9, 2005
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