expecto patronads

The shortened form of this word is "nads", but both can be used to the same effect. Originally coined in the famous puppet videos on youtube as a wizard swear, it is now a synonym for the male genitals, better known as balls.

My, what large nads you have!
That man has impressive expecto patronads.

by Uber sausage December 18, 2010

Expecto patronum

Ejaculating semen onto someone's eyes, thus blinding them with bright white fluid.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna... EXPECTO PATRONUM"
"Ahhh I can't see. Thanks daddy"

by lemonlicklick November 21, 2021

expecto patronum

Two meanings; In a polite way it means "Excuse Me." In an impolite way, it means, "GO AWAY"

"Expecto Patronum, can I cut the line?"

by Joey DeLuca February 18, 2005

expectopatronads

when one uses magical powers to shoot off another ones nads.

1. doode im gunna expectopatronads your nads.
2. nooooo dontttttttt!!!!!!
1. too late! EXPECTOPATRONADS (in the zone, must think of horny memory)
2.MY NADS!!!!!

by Brittneyfvghjuyfvbh February 6, 2008