Equaling alcohol

Equaling alcohol

When you're a stoner but your boys are drinkers so instead of drinking x calories you eat x calories of munchies so you and your bro's caloric intake is the same, so then you're like "bro, tonight, I'm equaling alcohol"

by BolshevikBadger March 22, 2026

Equaling alcohol

When you're a stoner but your boys are drinkers so instead of drinking x calories you eat x calories of munchies so you and your bro's caloric intake is the same

"Yo man, you down to get wasted tonight?"
"Nah bro, tonight, I'm gonna be equaling alcohol"

by BolshevikBadger March 23, 2026

Pluto-esquian

The outer range-fringes of one's knowledge, the point before making things up or BS'ing

Bertha asked me more details about how sausage was made and I told her i had already reached my pluto-esquian limits on this subject.

by Caroline Eicher June 5, 2025