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Equaling alcohol

When you're a stoner but your boys are drinkers so instead of drinking x calories you eat x calories of munchies so you and your bro's caloric intake is the same

"Yo man, you down to get wasted tonight?"
"Nah bro, tonight, I'm gonna be equaling alcohol"

Equaling alcohol by BolshevikBadger March 23, 2026

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Equaling alcohol

When you're a stoner but your boys are drinkers so instead of drinking x calories you eat x calories of munchies so you and your bro's caloric intake is the same, so then you're like "bro, tonight, I'm equaling alcohol"

Equaling alcohol by BolshevikBadger March 22, 2026

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