Shy and nervous sometimes. Hes a very petite meatball from Sweden. He likes stuffed animals and likes to drink coke till he is severely drunk. He doesn't sleep for weeks because of his hyper insomnia. He is pretty much moron with a dictator mustache.
Emrik.
by cactusloser March 12, 2022
Emrik is a guy that has a coch the size of a skyscraper. it´s so big that it can take down a building if he does the helicopter with his big cock. and when he gets hard he faints because it´s so big and it takes all of his blood out of his body to substain his hard big cock.
person 1: OMG LOOK AT HOW BIG HIS PENIS IS
person 2: YEAH I CAN BET YOU 9999$ that it´s a emrik
person 1: OMG I WISH I WAS A Emrik SO I DIDN´T HAVE TO HAVE A 1 MILLIMETER DEFEATER.
person 2: YEAH I CAN BET YOU 9999$ that it´s a emrik
person 1: OMG I WISH I WAS A Emrik SO I DIDN´T HAVE TO HAVE A 1 MILLIMETER DEFEATER.
by ILIKEBIGCOCKINMYASS69 December 25, 2021
The most awesome guy you have ever met! Nice, hot, amazing and perfect! Good in all ways! Loyal and funny!
by Kyllan February 24, 2017
Emrikiscool
by Urban oliver December 12, 2016
by alyvhg December 13, 2016
Emrik, Shy af and shit in school. retard overall and like to film random things.
Is a mistake first child and a retard
Is a mistake first child and a retard
by coolguy69idkdontcomeatme November 29, 2021
A person who is not good looking and has a small dick (1inch)
He is really stupid and has some issues in his life. He's dog is abusing him
He is really stupid and has some issues in his life. He's dog is abusing him
by 12inchguy December 12, 2016