The most dangerous of all sea creatures, they'll either eat you, send cartilaginous, toothy shrapnel through your vital organs, or just bite off your arm and then blow you up. Nobody knows what evolutionary advantage is attained by exploding when angry, but it sure does hurt.
If the pirañas don't skeletonize you, the man eating exploding sharks sure will.
by Bioguy October 5, 2011
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My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
by CaptainLipbalm December 2, 2018
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Bitch you know she cheating on you if another man makes her food and she eats it like she food cheating my man dump that bitch
Bro I think she is cheating

What why?

She ate kyles food last night

your girl eats another mans food- cheating
by Dudeshescheatingforreal October 2, 2017
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like eating a pig. You cook it, you eat it, you poop later.
"I have never been poisoned by eating a man."
by eparchos February 7, 2022
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An evil bunny that eats humans. It eats humans that seems to be a threat.
The Man Eating Bunny ate the physics teacher.
by blah911 April 8, 2011
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