Human E Brake

Also known as the Human Emergency Brake. Someone who takes the wind out of the proverbial sails. Found on any sort of conversation thread (Facebook, message boards, etc), they are the one who always has the last comment. This is because they abruptly bring the conversation to a screeching halt with boring, lame, unfunny, or inappropriate comments. Or because they are just generally disliked by others and nobody wants to engage them in further discussions.

We were having a funny conversation on my Facebook page and then Jonny, the Human E Brake, chimed in and the whole thread just died a miserable death.

by Jerry Hat Trick November 3, 2009

E-Z bake oven

A white chick that goes to home ec and bring what ever she made to her favorite teacher.

I was in class and an E-Z bake oven walked in and brought a cookie that she made for Mr.Peters

by UZE May 7, 2017

E-Z Bake

A woman who that takes no effort to get into bed with, or back seat of a car, as well as having an STD filled vagina

Haha you still talk to E-Z Bake? I mean Jackie

by Friendly Neighborhood PSA man January 22, 2008

ebrake

ugly as fuck

Ebrake is mint

by tromp February 20, 2020