drive some one up the wall

annoy or irritate some one

don' drive me up the wall, bastard

by reza January 19, 2005

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.

Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

by vkwagz June 14, 2017