1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.

2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.
1. "I would like a whopper and a douche cake."

2. "You are such a douche cake."
by I am B July 2, 2007
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Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.
Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.
by jdubya April 2, 2008
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