Don't get happy

What you say when some else gets especially excited or angry/hyperactive.

John: There's no London in Canada
Henry: Yes there is, lets check google innit...

*checks google*

Henry: Ha ha there it is-told you!
John: Don't get happy blood!

by Tinablahblah February 11, 2010

don't get caught

The number 1 rule, the golden rule, the only rule for stealing.

Friend1: Man, I got service hours for shoplifting.
Friend2: You dumbass, you broke the rule.
Friend1: Which one?
Friend2: Don't get caught.

by kingcobra92 March 11, 2016

I don't get it.

A phrase made popular by one Jared Hopkins. After a person tells a long story that can be easily understood by anyone he adds in his trademark phrase, "I don't get." Some laugh, while others don't get his not getting. They often try to simplify their already understood story which only serves to increase laughter.

Cara: "...and that's what happened."
Jared: "I don't get it"
Sam: ::Laughing::
Erin: "What didn't you get about it?"

by Mikey Matts June 17, 2004

don't get dead

An American curruption of the phrase "don't get killed".

Ofton used as a joke.

Radio Transmission:

Don't get dead, Jack

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

don't get a boner

a phrase that is used when an individual becomes overly 'stimulated' because of a simple occurrence.

Elliot: OMG! OMG! OMFG! I JUST SAW PARIS HILTON.

Eddie: DON'T GET A BONER! SHES JUST ON TV.

by EDDIE C. November 11, 2008

don't get a mug

mugs are bad m'kay

please don't get a mug

by khdfguodr December 06, 2021

don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.

Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
meme instagram tumblr textposts

by Memelovingfuck42069 September 20, 2015