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dog in the bathtub 

It is what happens when Number Two (or five these days) inserts his enormous steel plated testicles inside an unsuspecting minx's beeeeeeehind and shakes them vigorously. His balls give off such friction that authorities have often feared another Chernobyl type incident.
After waving to the crowd, Number two reveals his massive testicles and pops them fair into the arse of Mimi McPherson. While she smokes crack. And her crack smokes as well.

Dog in the Bathtub 

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.
I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow
Dog in the Bathtub by Reyer May 19, 2018

Dog in the Bathtub 

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.
I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow
Dog in the Bathtub by Reyer May 19, 2018

keeping the dog in the bathtub 

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.

See also plum fuck
"Hey Jeff, I was keeping the dog in the bathtub all last night with that ho, my balls still smell"