Dirt Track Rider

To shove ones pork sword up another’s anus. This often results in dirt accumulation under the male mud flaps.
You should have seen me ride Mandy’s Dirt Track last night. She loved it and I think I got some peanuts and sultanas caught under my mud flaps. I am appearing on the cover of next month’s Dirt Track Rider.
by Uncle Hilly April 16, 2011
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Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 03, 2008
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If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
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