dickulator

When a sexy ass man has to calculate how long it has been since a woman has had sex. .

Heather

“I haven’t had sex in 6 months. I need to at least 5 times a week.”
Les

“ouch. that’s 260 times you missed!”
H “are you using a calculator?
L “nope, My hard & horny brain”
H “so, your dickulator?”
L “yup”

by HBombD May 15, 2022