daytime

A party, that takes place during the day. Usually for highschoolers where they ditch classes to go to the party. Its like a regular party during the day!

"so you going?
"where?"
"to the Daytime John is throwing"
"What time?"
"NOW!"
"oh well lets go."

by JillianJacobs October 3, 2007

daytime boyfriend

This is a very sad but common occurrence among guys who try to treat women with respect. Females with insecurities in their intelligence, appearance, sexual ability, etc. need constant praise and reassurance. Daytime boyfriend's fill this need by showering these soulless leeches with the praise necessary for them to make it through the day. This praise is usually genuine, but its affect is in vain, as the cavernous void which are these females just grows larger. These well-meaning men never actually date the girls. The tramps are very adept at leading them along enough to continue the praise and adoration of their worshiper, without any actual reciprocation (sexual, or otherwise). Thus, the men are boyfriends during the day, hearing all the inane problems of these women and helping them cope with their gnawing lack of self-worth, and at night go home with their dick in their hand.
The only real cure is from a change in the male's behavior, seeing as how these exploitative females see nothing wrong with their platonic relationship. He must let his nuts drop and cease being a total bitch. A creative way to ruin this girl to any infatuated guy is to picture her wincing in the pain of constipation, and then letting loose a fudge dragon. You are welcome. (Note: This has been learned from experience.)

If you can't think of an example from the above definition, you are or will soon be a daytime boyfriend.

by CockontheWalk December 22, 2007

daytime playtime

The ability to hook up with a sex partner during normal business hours.

Hey baby/honey why don't we have some daytime playtime!

by Harleydog July 24, 2008

daytimer

A casual sex partner who is available while the kids are at school, for single parents.

Or
A casual sex partner who is available during business hours.

~M. Graves

"I can't go out at night, I need a daytimer so I can get laid while the kids are at school.

by NurseGraves April 29, 2019

Daytime

Getting drunk during the hours of 8AM until 3PM

I am getting so daytime with Ally today.

by Ejabalyy March 10, 2010

Daytime Sex

Having sex with someone during the day, usually a secret, that is not your significant other. Having sex with someone before going home to another person for the night.

We have daytime sex behind the office, then go about our daily lives.

We had to have daytime sex, so that way we wouldn't get caught sneaking out at night trying to have sex.

by Jack0Lantern11 June 6, 2018

wasting my daytime minutes

When you are either bored with a conversation you're having with someone or just want to end it you tell the person"you're wasting my daytime minutes."

It refrences a limited amount a minutes you can use on your cell phone often refered to as anytime or daytime minutes but applies it to conversation in this case.

Stop bugging me, your wasting my daytime minutes.

I'm almost out of daytime minutes, so this conversation has to end soon.

by downwithgilmore July 13, 2009