dank

Dope and totally original.

Usually in reference to memes.

All I make are dank memes.

by AGentlyUsedCondom December 16, 2015

dank

Drug suspected to have been created by mistah J

Dank is the opposite of a healthy drug, even in itself that statements an oxymoron. That being said, dank is HIGHLY ADDICTIVE don’t trust what people say about it being harmless

Goddamn, everybody trying to score some dank these days! Covid really fucked things up for weed and such

If molly and lean hooked up and injected with cocaine but sedated with northern lights + a xan or two = 48% of dank

by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 27, 2022

dank

cooler than cool. it means that its really cool, but more than really cool. its dank.

bro drake's new album is so dank.

by koolaid kidz May 17, 2017

Dankness

the dankness, or superdank, is the stickiest of the icky, the craziest of the haziest, dope, delicious, dankness.

(cough, cough), hahahahahah, damn, this shit is the dankness

by vagina coastguard December 28, 2005

Dank

Dank, is an adjective which is over-used by people in general and mostly by people trying to appear cool to their stoner friends. Dank means dark, sticky, gooey, and potent. It was originally a common word to describe disgusting basements and caves ect. Then the world of pot took it over and was using it very correctly to describe very potent strains of marijuana, seeing as the definition of dank meets all the qualities you find in good marijuana. Then "squares" and people who wanted to look cool to stoners started using it to describe anything they think is "cool" which in turns makes them believe they themselves are "cool" as well. In reality it makes them seem as illiterate as an ape. M&M's are not dank, chips are not dank, and your clothes are definitely not dank, you need to stop overusing and killing the word.

Stoner- "Wow man, this bud i got off that chill guy I met is pretty dank, i'm definitely going to buy from him again."

Stoner's Lame friend- "Yeah man, i got this really dank shirt today from A&F"

Stoner- "You got a sticky and gooey shirt? are you an idiot? Oh, and from Ambercrombie & Bitch? Man, get the hell out of here, you're ruining my high"

by The Dood 775 August 18, 2009

Danked

To preform the act of smoking marijuana and becoming intoxicated. See also blazed and chronizized

"Don't tell tan I danked"

"Ok"
Preforming the act of danking}

by Bush did 9/11 April 1, 2015

Danke

Thanks auf Deutsch

Danke fur mein koch rauchen Translation: Thanks for my cook smoke(verb)

by Anonymous August 19, 2003