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Curding

Social, recreational cottage cheese consumption.

Can be eaten, injected (which can result in a chronic case of lumpy arm), smoked, and inserted anally.

Reportedly contributed to the death of Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix.
Also known as riding the chunky white horse.
My brother and his friends got caught curding under the bleachers at a football game.

Please, talk to your children about curding.
by Grubbington DBGL December 24, 2011
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Curd

An extremely un-appitizing and repulsive word word.

Should be deleted from the english language.

Offensive to some.
Todd: I'm having curds tonight for dinner!!

Sean: We aren't friends anymore.
by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009
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Curd

Semen that has dried around the urethra.
Not having the time to clean up after his "Nightly Routine," Matt woke up to a bit of curd around his dick-head.
by Corrupt Cop June 25, 2009
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Hood Curd

'The veteran urologist went home and slaughtered his entire family after one too many days of trowelling rotting hood curd from clogged knob holes. Before turning the gun on himself'
by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021
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cheese curd it

one of the amazing ways you can get your fried chicken at KFC
"I think I'm gonna get my chicken double deep fried."
"Really? CHEESE CURD IT BITCH!"
by anonymous95692384 January 3, 2010
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Cum Curd

Man, those where some good cum curds
by Madchrisy April 2, 2020
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Nut Curd

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.
He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
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