COVID

A bad bad boy that needs punishment and a good beating to behave

Covid needs to be taught a lesson. I’ll get the belt and you get the baseball bat.

by Rockurmom33 December 25, 2021

Covid

feels like if the flu smoked meth and then had an affair with death itself

“Man, I have covid😩☹️“

by Joshyjoshy2004 August 8, 2021

covided

/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥🎂”

As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”

by 1jlh1 March 22, 2020

the covids

Slang for being positive for COVID-19 SARS-COV-2 syndrome.

Example: “I’m down with the a bad case of the covids.”

by Toosyn March 31, 2020

Covidity

The amount of covid circulating in a population usually based on the percentage of positive test results.

The covidity of the area has really increased since lockdown ended.

Wisconsin has a really high covidity right now.

by Sliced Yams November 2, 2020

covid

why are you looking at this you know what it is it lasted for like 3 fucking years

my mask broke teacher

I have covid

Good

by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

Covidism

After years of wanting to clean my house, but lacking time to clean it thoroughly, I discovered that that wasn't the reason.

I am kind of starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.

2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and three years in April.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.

I am suffering from Covidism in 2020.

by intenseemotion May 19, 2020