Columbus guy

the sexiest guys alive especially if they play football & they probably drive audis or bmws or benz. & they are extremly datable by any girl except the dumb lourdes & carollton bitches who are way too prude for them.

2 girls see a columbus guy walk by

Girl 1: damnn id hit that soooo harddd
girl 2: ugh he is soo sexyyy

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk November 24, 2007

Columbus guy

Bomb ass guys with girls, Fuk all u belen kids talkin about lourdes girls, yah ok u have fun dating those bitches, they are snobs,prude, and dont give a shit about u they just want material posetions, Being with a lourdes girl would give me a headache cuz all they do is bitch about life isues ikno how private school girls are, at least st.brendons isnt always bitching about little shit

better not fuck with that columbus kid guys, hell kick our asses

by Blah Blee May 4, 2005

COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.

Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...

by St Brendan April 27, 2019