cock juggling thunder cunt

someone who is sutch a bitch you cant even stand the whore anymore you hate her so mutch you would rather sufer a paper cut to the eyeball then spend one more second with this male or female so if your looking at a hitious bitch this is the word for you.

seriously she is a cock juggling thunder cunt with her hair she looks acualy like she can take a 40 inch dick to the ass.

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by 101suckmycock September 07, 2010

cock juggling thunder cunt

Used commonly to describe those real douche bags...like...you are a cock juggling thunder cunt, as soon as the person hears this they shut the fuck up and know that next time they say something so stupid they WILL be cockslapped.

-them-Yo im going to do this insane trick in tony hawk later on its going to be crazy!!!11!!!!

-word user-you...are a cock juggling thunder cunt...and then you look the other way.

by tyler from the circus December 15, 2005

cock juggling thunder cunt

You...

Yeah you, you fucking cunt. little cock juggling thunder cunt.

by You're all cunts. January 20, 2018

cock juggling thunder cunt

word originated from blade trinity.

you stole my fadge cream, you cock juggling thunder cunt

by nevern2004 February 14, 2005

cock juggling thunder cunt

A man or woman who has lard all over their thunder thighs.

Julia did not have a boyfriend because she was a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by Boobah. July 14, 2006

cock-juggling thunder cunt

(n.) A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina, assuming he had a vagina and was prone to acts of vaginal hygiene, and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.

*VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Cock-jugglling thunder cunt is a very powerful term, and should only be used socially as a sort of coup-de-gras. See below example with this thing (*) by it. Asterisk, that's it.

#1:
Eric: Can I have a blowjob?
Suzy: No.
Eric: (sighs) Can I please have a blowjob?
Suzy: Still no.
(Here Suzy represents a cock-juggling thunder cunt)

#2*:
Lawyer: Not only have a proven that although Mrs. Johnson was in Canada at the time of their slaying, that she is nonetheless responsible for the brutal deaths of her husband, children, nephew, lesbian lover and dog, but she is also (dramatic pause) a COCK-JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT! I rest my case.

by Jason Kellerman August 10, 2006

cock-juggling-thunder-cunt

hallarious insult used in Blade Trinity.

"You cock-juggling-thunder-cunt!"

by ducttapeman May 03, 2005