Cock Gobbling Ass Clown 

A penis slurping moron.

That girl at the bar is a cock gobbling ass clown.

Cock Gobbling Ass Clown by pfsi November 24, 2009

cock-knocked ass clown 

(n) the gayest person on earth, often having shit for brains

"DJ, you're a cock-knocked ass clown!

cock-knocked ass clown by seve December 12, 2006

Crown Cock 

The result of consuming a plethora of Crown Royal & cokes, a porn star like ability to remain erect indefinitley without being able to ejaculate.

Dude I fucked that girl like a porn star for an hour and half, and thanks to the crown cock I never did cum. She did call me back every day for a week though.

Crown Cock by The nasty one November 6, 2007

clowncock 

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
5.Funning looking dickhead.

You're a real clowncock!

clowncock by Bill06 December 24, 2006