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New City, NY

The most Jewish town in the most Jewish county in America. Every other place that claims to be "Jappy" doesn't even approach the level of Jappiness witnessed on the daily in New City, NY. 60% of people are Jewish, 20% are Asian, and the rest are probably either Italian or Irish. Minorities amount to maybe 5% of the population at most. Kids from New City go to two high schools: Clarkstown North, which is 80% Jewish, and Clarkstown South, which is 50% Jewish. Contrary to popular belief, the wealthiest towns in the country are not the most Jewish ones. New City, a relatively wealthy town but no Scarsdale or Beverly Hills, has a significantly greater percentage of Jews than either of those towns.
A Typical Conversation in New City, NY:

-Hey Jillian, wanna go to the mall?

-Maybs Becky but we HAFTA stop at Cheesecake while we're there. K?

-Fineee. Lemme get my Juicy zip-up.
by omgeeeeee April 10, 2011
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new city diner

the new city diner is also known as NCD. One whose drunk or up late and has serious cash to dispose visits for a snack. Also knows as the most expensive diner in Rockland county. The more you pay, the less food you get.

also known as american beauty.
Hey man I just won $400.00 from a scratch off ticket, let's go to the new city diner.
by salvatore maresca October 22, 2006
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New City Condos

neighborhood in new city, ny. it (along with the new city gardens, downtown, etc.) is one of the few neighborhoods in new city that isn't filled with jappy rich spoiled brats living in huge mansions. in fact, the new city condos consists of mainly small-sized 3 level townhouses. It is also very diverse in races and ethnicities. It has alot of russians, blacks, and italians and is a lower-middle class neighborhood that lacks spoiled brats. it is also walking distance from all the shops and cool places to chill in new city unlike the rich side where you have to drive to get to town.
kid 1: I'm going to friends house in new city today.
kid 2: So you're going to a rich, stuck-up person's house
kid 1: no, he lives in the new city condos.
by rocklandrules845 August 17, 2009
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CL City News

News made in CL City, the 2nd best news source in the CL Empire.
The CL City News is pretty dang trustworthy.
by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
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