I woke up Chris Breezy

A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women

Woman: tries to put out fire with oil

me: I woke up Chris breezy

by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021

the Chris breezy

when your meditating and someone unzips your zippers unbuttons your buttons pulls down your pants and give you the super wap gawk triple handed double fisted Christmas special top while someone else mortar boats your asshole while Chris brown watches

Connor got the Chris Breezy

by @jus.jonas January 7, 2021

Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

Chris Breezied

When a man assaults another woman she has just been Chris Breezied. Derived from chris brown whoopin Rihanna's ass..

Person 1---"Man, i saw a couple arguing last night at the park, what happened?"

Person 2--- "I heard that bitch got chris breezied!"

Person 1--- "Dang is she in the hospital?"

Person 2---"Probably"

by T Swivvles February 15, 2009