Ceiling Fan

A spinning object on your ceiling. Commonly used to strap children to as punishment.

Billy said a bad word?! Better strap him to the Ceiling Fan

by RustyVegetable August 20, 2019

the ceiling fan

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.

guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!

by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011

Ceiling fan

It’s on the ceiling

It’s a ceiling fan

by Dresser June 17, 2020

Ceiling fan

The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly

I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up

by Ur mom bob January 13, 2021

Ceiling fan

A fan but with a twist. It’s on your ceiling.

I hit my dick on a ceiling fan last night and it hurt like hell

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 05, 2021

ceiling fans

1) Wheels for a car that spin, a.k.a SPINNERS

DAmn, he rollin' with ceiling fans.

by Zooech December 31, 2005

Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.

Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!

by Blegh the big Dicker November 11, 2015