Molotov Cattail

A violent and somewhat revolutionary act, whereby one takes a mason jar, a flammable liquid of some variety, a roll of duct tape, and, of course, a live, adorable, mewling kitten. You take the jar, fill it a depth of roughly half the cat's length, dangle the kitten head first into the jar (barely deep enough for it's snout to be submerged), securely tape the kitten's haunches/hindquarters into the mouth of the jar, light it's tail, and throw it at the offending party. Preferably, the elderly, for being slow... and smelly. And old.

I was sitting on my porch, and Old Man Jenkins hobbled by. Naturally, I was consumed with a ravenous, hellbound fury and an unquenchable thirst to take his life, via a good ol' Molotov Cattail. My life sentence starts Thursday.

Totally worth it.

by Kamui Takahashi November 8, 2009

Jay Walking Coattails

The act of crossing the street because someone before you has already crossed and caused traffic to stop. In effect, jay walking because someone else already has.

I rode on this guy's Jay Walking Coattails after he jumped in front of traffic and caused a 30 car pile up.

by Eager Beaver Parcel October 4, 2011

cattail

When you laugh so hard that you can not control your self, and you roll around on the ground in pain but you can't stop laughing no mattrer how hard you try.

Man I went cattail the other day.When Bob got sacked and fell off the deck!

by jonny slim July 5, 2005