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Dirty Camillo

A person must wear a strap-on on the top of his head and has to penetrate a second person who's wearing a 2,5 meters long skirt; they must then balance in a people-tower and walk around as a single person while the upper man recite quotes by Camillo Benso, Count of Cavour as: ''I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me'' or ''What scoundrels we would be if we did for ourselves what we are ready to do for Italy'' and so on.

Skilled people can also do a Double or a Triple Dirty Camillo, in which there are, respectively, 3 and 4 people-towers and only the upper one can recite the quotes.
Girl 1: "Hey! That man must be 2,5 meters tall!"
Girl 2: "Oh, no, those are Amanda and Josh doing a Dirty Camillo."

Person: "Wow, you should be in the Guinness World Record as one of the tallest man alive!"
Dirty Camillo: "No, I'm a sitting on a strap-on on the head of another man."
Person: *cringing* "Ahahah strange joke, man"
Dirty Camillo: "I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me."
by scarselyuseful August 27, 2022
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Camille's Mood

When you feel like you're drunk and everything is funny and great and you keep laughing but you're really sober.

Originated in the Colies (formerly Camille's) in Pittsford Plaza, Pittsford, NY.
"Are you drunk?"

"No, I'm just in a Camille's mood!"
by mandacai3893 September 22, 2012
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Caillou

A show about a snotty little twat that, if he were in a rehabilitation center, would go out of his way to emphasize whatever disability he did NOT have. Because he's a little shit. It's also be hypothesized that he has leukemia, he does not. They ran tests and concluded that unfortunately leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has an extremely low white blood cell count.
Parent: That's because Caillou is a bitch.
by Tonesmas October 19, 2016
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Caillou

More like Caill-ew
Little shit that bitches about everything. So ungrateful u wouldn't even believe it. Cries until he gets what he wants.
My girlfriend is such a Caillou.
by Shifeen Finkle Gucci October 22, 2018
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Caillou

Quick, get the holy water, what we have here is a Caillou!
by Caillou's dad April 14, 2017
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Caillou

Noun
1: A person acting like (or IS) the manifestation of Satan.
2: A Canadian show about Satan as a kid. It also proves that the worst thing ever is to be under the same roof as him
(1) Stop being a Caillou, TOD.
(2) I hate Caillou.
by Puntato August 3, 2018
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Caillou

Caillou is a shitty-ass kids show which has a piece of shit is the main character. He is known to infest people with diarrhea-based cancer. He's an annoying, stupid piece of shit, who will only have his way. He was known to be the candidate for the Piece of Shit Party.
He's a cancerous turd.
You wake up. You see Caillou there with a chainsaw. But he is so stupid that he shows it the wrong way, and he kills himself.
by Donald Caillou January 3, 2018
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