cake-eater

When someone kisses so much ass, the world around them seems non-existant.

When JJ Houle is around is girlfriend, he is a cake-eater.

by Mr. Big Head October 20, 2004

cake-eater

a adolesant who often idulges in cake

that kid is a fucken cake eater

by nowell tebet March 31, 2003

cake eater

A cake eater actually refers to Edina, MN, saying the people in it are so rich they can have their cake and eat it too. It could also refer to rich white suburban kids in general, too. And BTW- Mighty Ducks was filmed in Minnesota, so he's probably literally calling that kid a cake-eater from Edina.

"look at that f*cker driving his brand new BMW out of the school parking lot. what a cake eater"

by Britta D May 28, 2005

cake eater

In Minnesota this goes as follows:

Usually used as a derogative term for calling a person of wealth a spoiled 'you have it too easy' piece of shit brat!

Usually called to rich kids who drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz's and get their college and college housing totally paid for and also get a hefty monthly allowance that's so great that they have absolutely no need to work in order to maintain their lavish lifestyle. This is a cake eater.

Synonymous with calling someone: Spoiled rich little fuck!

Cassi: "Did you see Jesse's new BMW? He thinks he's so damn cool driving around in it but we all know his daddy bought it for him - and plus, the kid doesn't know how to drive it anyways!"

Tim: "Yeah, but dont worry about that cocky fucker, he's just another cake eater!"

by Jesse Giswold February 15, 2006

Cake-Eater

A cake-eater is a person usually coming from a wealthier family, who has superficial depth and values (stuck-up, tacky and conceited), plays the politically correct game to the upper-most, all because they believe they are better than others due to their wealth or over-abundance of false pride.

She is such a cake-eater!! You wore a shirt with a little beer stain on it and she laughed at you like she's never seen one before.

by Viking 1 August 31, 2008

cake eater

A person from Edina, MN. Used because normal people only eat cake on their birthdays or for some other special occasion, while people from Edina eat cake for breakfast because they think they're better than everyone else.

Edina kid: "OMG! i scratched daddy's BMW! looks like i have to get a new one!"
Minneapolis kid: "Shut the fuck up before i rip you to pieces you fuckin cake eater"

by 612ThUg October 12, 2006

Cake Eaters

1.Rich people who think they're better than everyone cause thier rich.

Those cake eaters from St. Thomas Academy arn't so cool if we can beat 'em.

by GrDionysus February 05, 2003