That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick! 

What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say

Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"

That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick! by URBANNEDICK May 13, 2015

buttcheek on a stick 

when something hurts so bad that it is a similar feeling to getting a stick in your ask or a dick

buttcheek on a stick

buttcheek on a stick by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

buttcheek on a stick 

(noun)
something thich causes more than any other object or item in the universe... nay, multiverse ever could. it inflicts the most torturous, agonising, excruciating pain known to any conscious being in the past, present, and future.

kid: mothertrucker, dude! that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

buttcheek on a stick by jan Kanon July 27, 2023

mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick 

An annoying vine that involves a 10-year-old kid subbing in weird words in front of swear words when he gets hurt

"Mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!!"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"

mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick by michaelgriffey13 January 15, 2018

buttcheek on a stick 

when something hurts really bad

"dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick,"

buttcheek on a stick by badangsta February 10, 2021