Browntooth

1. An individual who spends his time defending Donald Trump on social media. 2. An individual who polishes shit for the President. 3. An individual acting disingenuously or in bad faith to ensure the lies of the President are echoed. 4. An Individual who relies on the idea that "the more a lie is repeated the more it becomes the truth" to echo lies for Donald Trump.

"I didnt read the transcript, but I beleive that phone call the President made as indeed perfect."

"Vindman wasnt fired, he was 'released early' from his job and escorted from the building by security. No way the next job where he goes wont fall through. "

I eat so much shit for the President my teeth are brown. Browntooth

by JohnnyZondo February 14, 2020

Brownbootyitis

Brownbootyitis is a disease where your anus becomes a brown color. It's simply due to not wiping well enough after using the restroom. Symptoms include: Lips turning brown, Brown anus, Possible burning/itching sensations, Sometimes forming a rash if not taken care of in a timely manner. It got it's name from the first recorded case, Richard Smith, who didn't wipe his butt hole good enough, and when someone pantsed him in the middle of his hometown, it exposed his alarmingly brown anus. Hence the name, Brownbootyitis.

Worse cases include sweltering blisters if not taken care of properly.

The only way to clear it up is to carefully pull the anus out and cleanse it thoroughly, making sure every bit of the brownness is gone (Refrain from using towels, washrags, sponges, or Brillo pads, as it could only intensify the effects of the rash) Let sit for 2-5 days, until the anus smells similar to that of a rose.

"You have Brownbootyitis! You need to clean it!"

by i am cupcake January 18, 2020