Blown Job

When a girl is about to give you a blow job and all of a sudden, out of your own stupidity, you say or do something that makes her angry or ruins the mood and she ceases all blowing activity. This is not to be confused with some unforeseen events like an earthquake or a tornado occurring while you are about to be given a blowjob; unfortunate as it may be, it is not a blown job.

Greg: Hey man, how'd it go with Ashley last night?

Caleb: I accidentally called her Stacy, and I ended up getting a blown job.

Greg: Sucks... well, you wouldn't know.

by TheDaveTrain May 6, 2011

brow job

When a guy goes to get a hair cut and has his eyebrows trimmed to a reasonable length.

Hey your hair cut looks good !
Thanks, Katie does an awesome job and she always give me a great brow job.

by J Scotts December 8, 2009

Blown Job

What happens when the lucky girl giving you oral pleasure doesnt swallow and instead lets you soil your clothes and underpants in your own delight.

Frank: You went out in the parking lot?
Cody: Yeah it was good! But I couldnt go back into the club after that blown job. I was a mess!

by Isllslp August 3, 2007

blown job

a job, usually done with this, that fails or does not work out as planned. Not to be confused with a blow job. A blown job can cause alot of problems for the person(s) who contracted the work.

Don't take a job unless you are going to do it right. A blown job can be disasterous.

by nick May 5, 2005

The Brow Job

when the dick is placed between the eyebrows and the owner of the eyebrows move the eyebrows.

Oh my God Christaina! I just gave that guy The Brow Job!

by WarMachine May 21, 2015

Heck of a job Browny

A play on words to indicate someone over their head. Unware of what to do because of poor qualification. As in "you are doing a heck of a job Browny". Named after Michael D. Brown former under Secretary of Emergency Preparedness and Response who was in charge FEMA when they botched the New Orleans response to hurricane Katrina

George Bush to Michael D. Brown: You're doing a heck of a job Browny

by Car-nut1 October 25, 2019