a short, concise amount of descriptive text used for professional warm introductions
Could you introduce me to her? Here is a short blurb about my company/service.
by akajep April 24, 2018
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A dose of highly concentrated spin intended to deflect direct perception and critical thought while presenting a desirable or attractive image to the public.
She's a master of Tae Kwan Do, a skilled brain surgeon, rock star, and wrote all of Shakespeare's sonnets. I read it in her blurb.
by Mongo 702 November 11, 2005
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The short summary of a book, usually on the inside cover or back, that most people read so they can say they read the book
We had to read a book for school, but I just read the blurb/
by Oh Just Someone November 19, 2015
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Blurb, from blurt and blubber. A short ‘descriptive’ piece of writing, written without much thought or content, and which can be safely ignored.
People are skeptical about blurbs because they sense the insincerity of the genre
by William Wordsmith March 12, 2015
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A spill on oneself.
1. "You blurbed spaghetti sauce on your shirt!"

2. Kathy had a blurb on her pants when the dip fell off her chip.
by Azure Moon November 23, 2009
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A relevant slab of your past.
Valentina: "My mind went blurb"
Alejandro: "What the fuck does that even mean?"
Valentina: "Think about it like the opposite of mind going blank"
by Ana Gonzalez August 13, 2017
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The primary source of worship in the religion of Shronkism. Can also be used to describe someone who is often chased.
Let's chase blurb, yo!
by LeBean James December 15, 2022
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