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Internet Bloody Knuckles

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Arguing online about a topic that is dead. Everyone who's had any interest in the topic has heard everything there is to say. Everyone has made up their mind. Nobody is on the fence. The fence isn't even there anymore. The fence was there to distinguish the sides from each other, but y now it doesn't matter who is standing where. The topic is dead.

This is aptly named after a "game" where two people care way too much about what their peers think of them, to an extent where they take turns punching each other's fists and pretending it doesn't hurt. Everyone watching holds back their laughter while these two people wreck a body part they'll need for the rest of their lives (these are normally kids, and injuring the skeleton before it's finished growing is very harmful. It affects the growth and can cause deformations) because they think it makes them look like badasses, rather than dumbasses.

Who is told that they won Bloody Knuckles is up to house rules, but nobody really wins Bloody Knuckles. Nobody wins Internet Bloody Knuckles either. They think they won, based on whatever (like house rules), but all they really did was stress themselves out. Everyone else took one look at the topic, knew everything that would be said, and just moved on. Unlike the original Bloody Knuckles, Internet Bloody Knuckles can have any number of players, but even 2 is too many.

Now their real problems (which can actually be mitigated) will be harder to deal with.
Person 1: "The fictional character in this lewd drawing is not 18."

Person 2: "Guys, can we not play Internet Bloody Knuckles again? I can't in good conscience look the other way anymore. At this point it's as painful to think about as it is to watch. Go work out or study or stab water with a pencil. Anything but this."

Person 3: "They're not a real person."

Person 2: "Balls... 🤦"
by Some random person, idfk July 9, 2023
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Bloody Whale Knuckles

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The blood on you'r knuckles/fist after fisting a woman while she is in her period. It is also possible to recieve bloody whale knuckles when you fist a man in the anus, popping his cherry. Well associated with the Duluth Corsage.
Oh Man! I fisted Melinda last night, she was in her period, but I didnt care, and boy did i have some serious bloody whale knuckles! What a mess!
by Stooly Johnson September 7, 2008
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Bloody Knuckle kiss

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To kiss one's fist and immediately or reluctantly punch someone you feel affection for or someone meaningful towards you. Sometimes leading them to bleed.
Me : A girl from my class kissed her fist and punched me.

Friend : That's a bloody knuckle kiss man, be lucky she only gave you a bloody nose.
by Mellow Merc December 14, 2018
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Bloody knuckle

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The sexual act of cutting ones knuckle (2-3) and putting their fist in their partners vagina or anus to "claim dominance"
Heath: why are your knuckles cut
Avery: oh... Let's just say I gave my girlfriend a bloody knuckle
Heath:oh my God dude,why?
by Hamsir August 28, 2022
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Bloody Knuckle Jefe

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One of the most disgusting things you could do to a lady. It is to stick four of your fingers up her vagina while she's on her period, then you take a covered-in-blood hand outta there.
Yo man, i gave my chick a bloody knuckle jefe!!! Dude, how bloody was it? Took me a couple of hours to wash it off...
by Rod1337 September 12, 2009
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bloody knuckle

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When 2 girls are each on their period and scissor each other.
Jen and Pam were both on the rag, and horned up for eachother, so they got into scissor position and bumped the bloody knuckle.
by KNuckle PUck April 24, 2010
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Someone who gets into fights for the fun of it. The term refers to reckless boxers getting bloody knuckles from not wearing hand-wraps
Brian: did you hear about Ted Cruz's filibuster?
Adam: yeah, he must really enjoy wasting tax-dollars.
Brian: we need fewer bloody knucklers like him in Congress.
by Btwice November 7, 2013
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