Blind Fucked

When a group of people are playing poker and right as someone is about to be the big-blind, the blinds are raised, causing that person to have to put in more money.

Kyle "Alright Nick, you're big blind, and the blinds just went up to 50/100"
Nick: "Dammit! Thats the 2nd time tonight Ive gotten Blind Fucked!"

by Bronus Wagner August 19, 2010

fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.

"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."

by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023

fucked blind

Being fucked so hard that you can no longer see. Everything turns into a blur.

Oh my Charlie had me fucked blind last night. When he finished I couldn't see anything it was all just a big blur!

by Bjornn October 3, 2015

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth

An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".

Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.

by nepvll March 12, 2023

Brindfuckingsplogasm

The act of one's brain and mind explosively fornicating upon the discovery of an incredibly unexpected, beautiful, ironic, obvious, or otherwise extraordinary truth.

I just found out that Cookie Monster from Sesame Street is the character behind the phrase "om nom nom." I think I'm having a brindfuckingsplogasm.

by Cookie-omnomnom-Monster July 17, 2012