The birdgay syndrome

A virus that can affect the mental state of an individual causing them to be overwhelmed by feelings of affection towards their partner
- obsession with their significant other. If it progresses to a chronic stage it could lead to loss of close friends due to neglect.
- mentioning their significant other even if the subject matter is completely unrelated.
If left untreated: Permanent regrowth of the hymen can occur.

Example 1:

Person 1: " where is our friend isaac?"
Person 2: " he is with jessie... again, i think he contracted the birdgay syndrome"

Example 2:

Friend: " lets have a bevvy tonight!"
Infected friend : " sorry mate i already made plans with my bird and i cannot cancel."

by Sanjorge8 May 14, 2019

Birdgay

When a person has become so infatuated with his girlfriend that he no longer has time for his friends.

Dom: Where's Jack?
Pete:He's being birdgay.

Dan: Jack is birdgay.

by PL Zaki July 28, 2008

Birdgay

Spending a ton of time with a Trent bird

Molly thinks reece is a birdgay

by MollyRudd123 March 23, 2022

Birdgay

a person who is so in love they spend all their time and effort doing soppy stuff to their boyfriend/girlfriend, to the annoyance of everyone else

Q: where's John, I haven't seen him for ages
A: oh don't ask, he's been such a Birdgay since he met Jane

I accidentally walked in on John and Jane and they were just sitting there stroking each other's faces. What a pair of birdgays.

by Leopardlegs May 7, 2016