beauretard

To chicken out in a way that withdraws to a more neutral or less offensive position.

Instead of saying policing has become more difficult in an age of viral videos and targeted killings of police, Jeff beauretarded to saying that policing is becoming more difficult today for a lot of reasons.

by Ombudsmensch April 14, 2017

Beauregard

1) one of Jim Henson's Muppets, a dim-witted janitor

2) a person who resembles a dim-witted janitor in behavior

3) the member of a group that no one is actually friends with

Logan's such an idiot- it's why we call him Beauregard.

by ihatemuppets85 October 27, 2010