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Beardwagon

When someone starts to grow a beard upon witnessing others around growing them. Commonly seen around movember/no-shave-november.
Look he's growing a beard too, looks like someone jumped on the beardwagon.
by reaperslay January 6, 2015
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Beardiot

1. A person with a prominent or noticeable beard who is acting like an idiot.

2. Someone who has grown a beard to look cool or interesting, but instead just looks like an idiot.
The shaggy looking hipster was trying to juggle some farm fresh organic heirloom tomatoes, but he accidentally dropped them and made a terrible mess. What a beardiot.

That scraggly looking handlebar tied into braids makes you look like a real beardiot.
by aceadean June 25, 2016
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Beardiot

1. A person with a prominent or noticeable beard who is acting like an idiot.

2. Someone who has grown a beard to look cool or interesting, but instead just looks like an idiot.
That shaggy looking hipster was trying to juggle some farm fresh organic heirloom tomatoes, but he accidentally dropped them and made a terrible mess. What a beardiot!

That scraggly looking handlebar tied into braids makes you look like a real beardiot.
by aceadean May 30, 2016
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beardmiring

When a girl admires sexy-looking beard.
That Emmy can't stop beardmiring Joachim. Not to blame her, that beard is gorgeous!
by Smallpapi May 14, 2016
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Beardilocks

When a guy has juuuuust the right amount of facial hair, body hair and a Dad bod.
Amy: “My husband has a Dad bod and just the right amount of facial hair.”

Zach: “How about his body hair?”

Amy: “Not too little, not too much… it’s juuuuuust right! My very own beardilocks!”
by Amyl86 May 14, 2025
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